Yes, I know. Fancy seeing me here. Your sarcasm is palpable. Okay so my posts have been infrequent. But I’ve been a busy spud writing for the Fancy Pants blog, helping redesign and manage the website, all the while creating Suite Potato masterpieces. Consequentially the SP blog has suffered slightly. But I assure you, my posts will be worth your while once you see what I’ve been up to.
Perhaps you recall seeing these sad little saps which sulked for far too long in the corner of my cloffice.
While two of them were rescued at an earlier stage and transformed into these….
As the striped versions sold immediately after posting, I was tempted to replicate them with the remaining two. (When you find something that works, keep on doin’ it - ammi right?)
BUT, at this crucial stage in the Suite Potato endeavor, it is also important to vary my works in order to improve my skill and stay current with design trends. Ammi right?
Of course I’m right.
So one fateful evening when I failed to achieve sleepiness, I began my conquest to acknowledge that black and white are a win-win color scheme, but add a little bit of unexpected pizazz to the mix this time.
Unfortunately for my carpet, I am about as graceful and calculated as a newborn Labrador and upon breaking temporarily for a sip of water, I kicked over the paint bucket onto my bedroom floor.
Did I mention I had chosen to paint the chairs black again?
The solid wood chairs needed to be sanded prior to painting, as the gloss varnish would prevent the Painter’s Touch water-based paint from adhering properly.
While the black paint dried, I removed the hideous pastel floral brocade fabric that haunted the cushions.
With a pair of “cherry pickers”, I removed the upholstery staples that were used to fix the piping to the material. This is necessary, as leaving them on below the new fabric would ruin the clean lines.
The material itself was in good enough condition (no abrasions or cuts) so I left it when covering with my new fabric.
Because of the large repeat pattern, it is VERY IMPORTANT to be precise when matching one cushion to the other. If they’re not properly covered and the circles don’t mirror one another, it will simply look haphazard and everyone will hate you for ever and ever.
Now lets return to the paint job.
Since I had learned my lesson about painting in a space not conducive to easy cleanup, I endured the wintery chill of my patio and measured six inches and taped off the base of each leg. Just a little bit of frost bite. Nothing serious. Trial and error (and Special Man Friend) taught me that the adhesiveness of the tape can be stronger than the paint, so it is best to wear it down slightly by first running the tape along a strip of fabric or carpet. The tape will still stick nicely to the wood, but will prevent 100% contact with the new paint.
I enlisted the help of Special Man Friend to ensure yellow-tipped precision. I wish there was sound with this image so you could hear
the incessent whining that followed my unwelcome documentation all the wonderful compliments and praise he paid me. Such a sweet boy.
We primed the tips with a pure white base before proceeding with Krylon Acrylic Latex Enamel ‘Gloss Canary’.
Once the yellow dried, we removed the tape and re-aligned it under the yellow (using same adhesion trick as before) to finish off with a clean black line.
And now for the big picture…
It’s good, right? Okay good. It’s good.
Well they’ve just been posted for sale! Get ‘em before they’re gone!
…Meanwhile, I’ll be on my hands and knees scrubbing away at a miserably relentless black blob of paint that mimics my soul. Just kidding. Everything’s fine over here. Smiley winky face.